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get BUFF for friday!

Posted on March 30, 2012 by Roil Vulture

It is the SECOND day of the Boston Underground Film Festival!!! We’re fucking psyched to see Excision, Smuggler and of course, the 25th anniversary screening of “Rock & Roll Nightmare” with director John Fassano in attendance! THOR JAMZ FOR ALL!

Fuuuck yes! So excited! We are also still looking for pre-orders for the Volume 01 DVD! The first 50 pre-orders get some custom “jesus on swag” artwork for the inlay!

Fuckin’ sick! We’ve been getting some solid feedback from the tape so far, our dude at All Hail The Black Market has said “I’m rarely rendered speechless. Somewhere, Tipper Gore and her PMRC has just had a parylizing cold chill go down their spines.”

The eagle shits for a lot of you today, won’t you consider shitting all over us? In a pre order sense of the word? And now, business as usual.

come watch some movies with us tonight! Good thing the Brattle serves beers!

Posted in black metal, monsters, Music Video, nerd shit, THRASH | Tagged all hail the black market, Boston Underground Film Fest, BUFF 14, rock and roll nightmare, The Whore Church, thewhorechurch, thor, we accept the challenge, whore church | Leave a comment

This is made possible, by YOU.

Posted on March 29, 2012 by SleazeeVulture

Holy hell! IT’S ALL HAPPENING SOOOO FAST! Our DVD drops in a little over 3 weeks and we are on heavy duty overtime getting this bad boys ready for yall. A HUGE FUCKING THANKS TO ANYONE WHO HAS PRE-ORDERED! You guys are the shit. No joke, you are making this DVD possible. Seriously if it wasn’t for you this thing would come in a paper sleeve covered in dog shit (we had the dogs lined up). Perhaps you saw on the facebook last night that Roil announced he will be putting some extra love into the first 50 copies. These will be numbered and feature some lovely art by my evil brother himself. Get on it!

We still have a few left (less than 15!) of the first 50 so if I were you, I’d order soon. Don’t forget, your pre-orders are funding the production of the DVDS. Whatever extra we get, we will be spending on more fun bonus shit for you pre-order folk (and weed). We’ve got a couple big announcements coming in early April, so stay tuned in, you sick fucks!
(PRE ORDER RIGHT HERE!)
ON WITH TODAY! We’ve got the premiere of John Dies at the End tonight over at the brattle and the kick off of BUFF. Let’s get drunk and party! THURSDAY IS OUR FRIDAY THIS WEEK! WOOHA! DEAL WITH IT! Also, we just found out Speedwolf is going to be in Allston tomorrow night.. aska punk..fuck yeah. This weekend keeps getting better!

<3 you guys.

Posted in art, Friday, Horror, ladies, Misc, monsters, Music Video, nerd shit | Tagged Boston Underground Film Fest, buff, ciggarettes, denver, friday party time, gauze, get fucked four eyes., john dies at the end, rocks, speedwolf, whiskey | Leave a comment

weird wednesday narrated by A.D.D

Posted on March 28, 2012 by Roil Vulture

We are only a day away from the Boston Underground Film Festival! Psyched to start living in a movie theater for a few days. We are about halfway to our goal in pre-orders which is sweet but we need to keep the party going to pay for packaging & materials! Help the brothers out and pre-order a copy today! (PRE ORDER RIGHT HERE!)

Fuuck. The ocean is motherfucking terrifying.

See you dudes this weekend!