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Back to life, back to reality

Posted on April 2, 2012 by Roil Vulture

I’ve been sleeping on the couch most of the morning, trying to recharge after this crazy weekend! We had so much fun, met super cool folks and grossed/weirded some people out with the mixtape. A job well done! We still have less than ten hand painted pre-orders (individually numbered) left now! Please pre-order your copy of “Whore Church Volume 01” today!
(PRE ORDER RIGHT HERE!)
I’d order soon. Don’t forget, your pre-orders are funding the production of the DVDS. Whatever extra we get, we will be spending on more fun bonus shit for you pre-order folk! And now, business as usual

I fucking looooove Mexican pointy boots! I love these as much, but possibly more than regular ol’ pointy boots.

man… I guess it’s cool that you actually did it and all.. but why not just cut the middle man? Pre order those tapes!

Posted in art, nerd shit, weird | Tagged BUFF 14, mixtape, taco snacking, The Whore Church, thewhorechurch, whore church, whore church volume 01 | Leave a comment

UGhhhhhhghh Brainmelt.

Posted on April 1, 2012 by SleazeeVulture

Oh man, we are legit broken. Non-stop partying for the last 3 days has finally reached an ugly level of exhaustion. We’ve been hanging out with a bunch of cool folks from all over the last couple nights and it’s been great. Our screening was fucking AWESOME, no walk outs and we got to party with our buddy Adam Conway who designed our new stickers! Oh yeah, we got stickers, they rule and will be included with our DVD pre-orders! We still have a handful of our first 50 hand painted special editions left, get on it! ((PRE ORDER RIGHT HERE!)) Be sure to see the shorts Crown, Down Bob, Man and Gun, and PuzzleFace, you guys will love them if you can find them. Ok I’m going to get back into the theater and watch some more movies (nap). Full posts back tomorrow when we can think straight again. If you saw our flick, let us know what you thought! <3 you guys!

Posted in art, black metal, Horror, nerd shit, on the scene | Tagged Boston Underground Film Fest, buff, buy our shit today asshole, crown, down bob, puzzleface, whore church | Leave a comment

Caturday party zone.

Posted on March 31, 2012 by SleazeeVulture

Oh man, parties parties parties and they don’t stop! BUFF is in full effect and we’ve been going for it like its 1999. I’m still feeling great from last nights jamz, so lets hit the Caturday party zone. It’s going to be a short one so we can get back to the theater, but what kinda monsters would we be if we didn’t celebrate some cat shit (not poop). Don’t forget, our 20 min mixtape The Finer Points of Animal Dentistry will be playing TONIGHT in the midnight transgression program! We are real excited to sit in the back of the theater and watch people leave! FUCK YEAH! CAT TIME!

MOVIE TIME JERKS!