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Weirdness is our business, and business is good.

Posted on April 5, 2012 by SleazeeVulture

We are so close to getting these fuckers done I can SMELL IT! It smells strange, somewhere between cheese filled sausages and cotton candy. Delicious all around.

We are sending off the DVDS to be copied today. Artwork is being printed tomorrow and stuffed into these packages (did we mention this is DIY as fucckkkkk?) and then we get to put these little bundles of hot rotten death into mailers and send them off to all you sick bastards all around the world <3 Get Pumped, now on with the madness. Happy Thurstday yall.

Can we also just say that the Total Recall DID NOT NEED A REMAKE! FUUUUUUU

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Mission accomplished!

Posted on April 4, 2012 by Roil Vulture

Dudes! We fulfilled all the pre-orders of Whore Church Volume 01 to pay for a full run of DVDs! That’s motherfucking outstanding!

Order your copy of Whore Church Volume 01 RIGHT HERE! Pre Orders are being shipped starting the 13th or 14th so any order that comes in before then will STILL get some swag and delivery by 4/20!! Woo! Let’s have a little celebration!

Gibby Haynes is the fucking coolest. A chip off the ol’ block.

Ok, so we got Kennedy as a bunch of grapes, black Afro Dracula being a dick and Primus when they could do no wrong. How sweet it is!

Fuck yeah dudes! Thanks for the support! All other orders go towards fixing up one of the laptops and towards getting a second canopus capture box so we can start to work on the SECOND mix tape! Order your copy today!

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and if you don’t know, now ya know.

Posted on April 3, 2012 by SleazeeVulture

First and foremost, have you listened to Necrocomiccon yet?! You owe it to yourself to give these guys a spin. I think Juan put it best when he said.. “this is some awesome shit right here, very decent riffs, blast beats up your stupid ass, rapid fire shredding, kick ass solos, hilarious 80s pop songs, and fucking FREE. made my day.” So yeah, go over here and check this shit out.

We are putting the final touches on all the DVD menus and screens today/tonight and getting ready to get these run off. This thing is gonna look bad ass, almost as much as the creature in this clip.

Or this..

When you get it, you’ll be all like..

and get brain..

You’ll be forever ruined, but be able to play guitar like this..

and then the chicks will dig ya..

You’ll probably even make some cool ghost buddies..

White Wolf will still probably be lame, but we can’t do much about it..

So come on, won’t you pick up one today?
(PRE ORDER RIGHT HERE!)