Cancel your Halloween plans, this shit is better.

So as you may or may not have heard, we’ve got some big shit planned for Halloween this year. Let us break it all down for you here with some lovely videos and pictures to show you just how awesome it is going to be.
FIRST UP!
On Saturday October 29th, at midnight, we will be once again joining up with the sick fucks over at the Coolidge Corner Theatre for their 11th annual 12 hour horror marathon! We did some videos for them last year to play in between movies, but this year they gave us the opening slot! Come down for the opening two movies or stay for all 7 movies and see how long you can last! I’ve seen the full lineup and let me assure you, it is one of the sickest lists I’ve seen in a while. The two HUGE first movies of the night are announced but the other 5 are secrets…
Opening up the evening is the LEGENDARY Suspiria..

Did we mention that all of these are prints btw? We’ve been told this is one of a very few uncut prints of Suspiria floating around. NOT TO BE MISSED

As if that wasn’t enough to get your ass down there already, up next is one of our personal favorites Return Of the Living Dead!

We’ve never seen this on the big screen so we are SUPER pumped about that killer zombie biz. Everything is better with zombies..


Well, mostly everything..
So go HERE and buy a ticket…right now…
NEXT UP!

Halloween itself! We will be playing all sorts crazy visual terror madness in between bands, and even have a few surprises up our sleeves for all you nerds out there. This is a killllller lineup, you may remember we’ve actually done visuals once before for Emperor Norton’s stationary marching band at the Boston Underground Film fest last year and they KILLED it.

This is a show that is going to be super fun, put on by our good buddies over at Unregular Radio and Geekbeat radio
So go HERE to buy tickets for this!
All around this is going to be a Halloween you would be an idiot to sleep on…Unless of course you live somewhere like Galatan or France…then disregard all this b.s.

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things are getting awfuly weird.

Like the very first time you brush up against the jets in a hot tub.. it’s getting hot and weird in here. Run with it.





I fucking HATE that song. But a lizard running on a treadmill just had to be seen.



Whew! Yeah that’s fairly weird. Watch this all the way through.. I swear to you it’s worth it.

DYE "Fantasy" Official Video by JEREMIE PERIN by TIGERSUSHIRECORDS

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Holy fuck kids, it’s JCVD’s Birthday!


Wow! Today is a day to think of all the awesome kicks and punches we’ve gotten over the years thanks to a one Mr. Jean-Claude. He is turning 51 today, but he could still totally kick your ass.

this dude kicks the shit out of oceans. Fucking oceans dawg..

he’s a boner machine!

Lorenzo Lamas thinks he is the snake eater…bullshit. Van Damme eats snakes EVERY DAY.

and apparently his penis is pretty awesome too!



If you even for a second think you’re gonna get away from them kicks…you are so wrong…

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