we work hard. godamn hard.

My brother and I have been bustin’ a damn NUT over all our Halloween gigs! We love this stuff though, freaking out new people and bringing them over to The Whore Church is a distinct earthly pleasure. But since we’ve been editing every spare moment we’ve been neglecting website duties (sincere apologies) so here comes a MEGA smattering just in case things get even crazier around here. And if you live around the Boston area… COME PARTY WITH US!! Seriously though, these Halloween gigs are going to be STUPID amounts of fun and you need to get in on it!









The Mummies do Devo. Killer.




Oh the horrors!

We <3 you all, come play with us this weekend!

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We’re here to kick ass and look at Cat stuff..

Prepare for another thrilling edition of Caturday! We’ve got a bit of everything today, a lot of .gifs, some cat in bread, and a bunch of other awesome stuff. MEOWZAS!










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Ultimate Friday shit!

Bad-ass shit on a Friday goes hand in hand. You NEED to thrash and do bad-ass rituals in order to usher in a good weekend. I wouldn’t throw caution to the wind on this one, you don’t want to end up picking apples or alphabetizing your porno DVDs AGAIN this weekend. Kick this shit off correct with brand new heaviness from SKELETONWITCH!!!






“If you don’t have a rat, you can’t be one of us!”




mmmm… Whatever you say sugar shit!




Dude, you’re not seeing things.. that shit REALLY did just happen.

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