Holy fuck kids, it’s JCVD’s Birthday!


Wow! Today is a day to think of all the awesome kicks and punches we’ve gotten over the years thanks to a one Mr. Jean-Claude. He is turning 51 today, but he could still totally kick your ass.

this dude kicks the shit out of oceans. Fucking oceans dawg..

he’s a boner machine!

Lorenzo Lamas thinks he is the snake eater…bullshit. Van Damme eats snakes EVERY DAY.

and apparently his penis is pretty awesome too!



If you even for a second think you’re gonna get away from them kicks…you are so wrong…

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