Friday is gonna fuck you hard !


2 weeks from today, get ready for the fucking CRAZIEST party in Boston! The Whore Church descends upon the Coolidge Corner Theatre to unleash “The Whore Church Vol.1” on a live audience! We’ve done so much with Coolidge @fter Midnight in the past so we are so fucking excited to have the world premier at the Coolidge with our friends! Check out the EVENT INFO and PURCHASE TICKETS today! Let us know on facebook if we can expect you by joining the EVENT PAGE ! Now let’s fucking rock out! 2 weeks till paradise! Ungdomskulen, show us how it’s done!








Get your tickets to Volume 01 today to save yourself the embarrassment of sitting outside a sold out show. And while you are at it, go fucking download our WHORE 2 THA CORE mixtape! It will make yer friday feel sooooooooooo gooooooooooood!

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Metal ass May.


May is going to be METAL AS FUCK! We’ve got our world premiere of Vol. 1 coming up at a super awesome midnight showing over at the Coolidge Corner Theatre in Brookline Ma on May 18th! ( Click HERE for the facebook event page or HERE for ticket info!) We’ve got tons of shit planned, live tunes, and all sorts of other badass stuff. I heard the devil might even show up..

You’re gonna get there and be all like…


The awesome metal doesn’t stop there, I’m going to be headed down to Maryland Death Fest at the end of the month. Shits gonnna be dumb heavy. Dumbdumb.



You’re not gonna want to miss this shit, go buy tickets right now. Let’s fucking party!


SEE YOU ON THE 18THH!!!!!

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MAYDAY MAYDAY!


Check this shit out! Our official poster! We are proud to announce that our buddies in Meth Valley will be joining us and helping to kick off the evening in perfect Whore Church style, we’ve got a whole bunch of dumb shit planned and tickets should be on sale in the next day or so. Mark your calendars, and start stock piling booze. It’s gonna be a doozie

We’ve got one show left tonight to party with our boys in Brunt Of It before returning to absolute normal life. It’s the Stray Bullets reunion show over at Great Scott in Allston if you are local and looking for something to do. It will be at least as awesome as Krispy Kreme right here. Promise.








Boom! Pizza dick! Didn’t see that coming?! Did ya!?

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