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sweaty & slutty but still a good person

Posted on June 21, 2012 by Roil Vulture

I tell ya.. It’s motherfucking HOT outside of doors and before ya’ll jump down our throats about how it’s supposed to be this hot and what else do I expect from the summer etc etc.. When you spend a night eating BBQ & Drinking Faygo with your brother & friends.. you started the day feeling gross and did NOT need any extra help from your environment. Anyway, let’s get fucking weird and dirty with some tunes & pictures that are both awesome and weird at the same time.

I tell ya boys… just somethin’ about that tall chick! Yow!

i’m gonna go hang out in the library and hide porno mags in the encyclopedias. Get dorked.

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Titty Tuesday: 80s rule. hair forever

Posted on June 19, 2012 by Roil Vulture

It’s fucking TUESDAY dudes! I’m home, rested up, caffeine’d up and ready to rumble! First thing we’d like to convey is VOL. 1 IS FREE!!! DOWNLOAD IT HEREEEEE Seriously though, watch that shit and make your friends watch it. Then you should take a drink of water then watch it again. It’s good for you. Now that you’ve seen it twice you’ll need to come down slowly with tits and tunes from the 80s. It’ll be ok we promise!– DOWNLOAD – Vol.01 TODAY!

Fuck what you heard, Shannon is the dreamiest!

I can’t even begin to tell you about the kid boners I had over Lita Ford. I had her training card at one point…. The dexterity of cardboard is just not up to the test of a teenage boy.

Tell yer friends! VOL. 1 IS FREE!!! DOWNLOAD IT HEREEEEE

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The work demon rears it’s head.

Posted on June 18, 2012 by SleazeeVulture

Don’t let that work bitch get you down. Work is shitty sure, but at least in a few hours you can take off your pants and do whatever you want. That’s your time, don’t let anyone tell you what to do with it. We here at the Whore Church will always support your freedom to not wear pants. That’s what being an adult is all about. Dear with it.