Titty Tuesday: 80s rule. hair forever

It’s fucking TUESDAY dudes! I’m home, rested up, caffeine’d up and ready to rumble! First thing we’d like to convey is VOL. 1 IS FREE!!! DOWNLOAD IT HEREEEEE Seriously though, watch that shit and make your friends watch it. Then you should take a drink of water then watch it again. It’s good for you. Now that you’ve seen it twice you’ll need to come down slowly with tits and tunes from the 80s. It’ll be ok we promise!– DOWNLOAD – Vol.01 TODAY!




Fuck what you heard, Shannon is the dreamiest!




I can’t even begin to tell you about the kid boners I had over Lita Ford. I had her training card at one point…. The dexterity of cardboard is just not up to the test of a teenage boy.



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The work demon rears it’s head.

Don’t let that work bitch get you down. Work is shitty sure, but at least in a few hours you can take off your pants and do whatever you want. That’s your time, don’t let anyone tell you what to do with it. We here at the Whore Church will always support your freedom to not wear pants. That’s what being an adult is all about. Dear with it.







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Cats, kitties, kittens, meowmeows.

If you’re a new folk around here there is a few things you need to know, Saturday=Caturday, that is law.We love cats, we love every kind of cats. Pizza boomerang is over, no more boomerangs can be had. If you mix beer and wine, it makes a fantastic cocktail called BWINE. Uhhh that’s about it. Happy Caturday y’all!










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