RAWWRRR Fucking Caturday bitches! If there is one thing I have learned from running this page, it is that the internet truly has an ENDLESS supply of crazy cat stuff.
OH-EM-GEE PIZZA CATTT
Even though it is seasonally inappropriate, cats in costumes are always A-OK around here.
Someday, with the help of donations from you guys, we will build our very own cat theme park and have a statue at least this big for all you sick bastards to take your pictures with.
Mew.
We could give a shit about weddings and we could give a fuck about the royal family. We could give a fucking shit about sweet William and an ol’ what’s her tits getting hitched but that’s all that anybody is fucking talking about today. Fuuuuck that. England is boring and has crappy food so up yer nose with a rubber hose! Anarchy in the U.K!
The Monarchy can suck it! Ditch that shit!
Actually.. I change my mind. There’s some pretty sick English shit after all. Observe!
Holy piss was the young ones ever brilliant. How cool can you get when your show has a guest appearance by fucking Motörhead ?
Spinal Tap is supposed to be from England, even though they are all American, we’re still gonna count it anyway.
Rachael Cordingley seems nice..
Aight england.. carry on just keep your stupid royal weddings the fuck away from us.
Generally speaking, whenever an actor/personality decides it is a good idea to put out an album, it is, in fact, NOT a good idea. There are a few exceptions, and some of them are included in this block of coke addled-overproduced garbage shits. Lets not fool ourselves though, if anyone else had been singing these songs, we would have SUPER hated them. I’m sure we missed a few pieces of gold, so come by the facebook page and post them so we can suffer through them as well!
Wow…well that was craptastic…I think I’m gonna go seal up my ears with super glue in hopes that I never have to hear any of these again (except for Rappin’ Rodney and Martini Ranch). Here is one more bonus jam, it doesn’t have a video but I think you’ll agree the song is horrible enough to not need one.
WHY JOHN CONNOR?! WHY?!
Yeah well, FUCK YOU TOO!
