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It’s super babe Barbara Crampton’s birthday!

Posted on December 27, 2011 by SleazeeVulture

That’s right! One of our favorite 80’s babes, Barbara Crampton turns 53 54 today. She was Stuart Gordon’s go to girl for the flicks that really count, in some of the best Full Moon shitshows and all around awesome the rest of the time. So for today’s trailers it’s all Barb, all day. Deal with it.

In good news it looks like she has actually has been cast in the new Rob Zombie movie The Lords of Salem. Let’s just hope it’s better than Halloween 2…woof.

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Posted in birthday, Horror, ladies, monsters, Photos, tits, Trailer Tuesday, trailers, Video | Tagged Barbara Crampton, castle freak, charles band, chopping mall, fraternity vacation, from beyond, full moon, kidnapped, re-animator, stuart gordon | Leave a comment

Music Video Monday: Post Holiday Decompression.

Posted on December 26, 2011 by Roil Vulture

The holidays are fucking OVER! Throw that tree on the fire, return all the junk you got you probably didn’t need and start writing out your new (and final) years resolutions. You have a lot of work to do so here’s some video jamz to get you to work. First up is from our bff’s Zebbler Encanti Experience with the new track ‘get in there.’

Fuck YES. Good work dudes. I know we already posted this Twin Peaks homage, but it deserves another spin.

Agent Provocateur is not exactly a music video but stop fucking whining because it IS the best

I feel like 2012 is going to be all about the false illusion of being on Meth and sexy sexy girls. A fitting final year for humanity actually.

Long live the new boners

Posted in Misc, Music Video | Tagged agent provocoteur, matter suspiria vision, sexy, The Whore Church, whore church, witch house, zebbler encanti experience | Leave a comment

SUper Duper Axemaas Bl0wOUT!

Posted on December 25, 2011 by SleazeeVulture

Oh man! This is the last day we get to post Christmas type stuff for a whole YEAR! Time to tear through the hard drive and make sure there aren’t any gems hiding out amongst all the porn and pictures of Chuck Schuldiner. So we hope you saw your family and blah blah blah, may all your wishes be gay or whatever. Christmas.

And of course, it just wouldn’t be axemas for us if we didn’t use EVERY SINGLE OPPORTUNITY TO JAM THIS DOWN YOUR THROATS!

Don’t forget to download the uncut version and show it to your grandparents k? Merry shitmas Whores!