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twas’ the caturday before christmas…

Posted on December 24, 2011 by Roil Vulture

Twas the Caturday before Christmas and all through the lair, stupid internet videos of annoying chicks with short hair

The stockings were hung by the fire with Haste for hopes that the Krampus would leave kittens in place

The kitties were all snuggled alone in their beds

While visions of titties boounced in their heads (probably)

Right on kitties! Tomorrow is Christmas you probably guessed, be sure to show all your friends YULE LOG

download the extra naughty UNCUT version { HERE } and I really do suggest checking that version out, it’s filthy, it’s fucking hilarious and christmas boobies. You are WELCOME! Alright you filthy animals, more cat stuff!

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Yer ALL GETTING COAL !

Posted on December 22, 2011 by Roil Vulture

Christmas is only 3 days away so I doubt you’ll be able to do enough good deeds from here till then to get back on the nice list. Don’t worry, we’re totally fucked too so we might as well do some more hood rat shit and think of what we’re going to do with all that coal we’ll be getting.

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Zappa, man, myth and legend.

Posted on December 21, 2011 by SleazeeVulture

Today would have been the late great Frank Zappa’s birthday, so of course we ended up watching old Zappa vids all morning. We don’t need to tell you how great he was, you know. Let’s rip right in to this, this bud’s for you Frank!