How do you work this fucking thing?


Not only is that kid stuff, it’s fucking stupid as well! We need some REAL answers to some REAL cat care questions! Shit you can take to the bank! How do you get your cat to break up with your girlfriend?

That’s crazy enough to work! (begin cat jamz)

Got a bunch of old VCR’s lying around? Got some hungry cats? Well make VCR automatic cat feeder ya doofus! Why didn’t you think of that?

That was so easy! Wait, no.. that was fucking stupid. Your stupid cat is gonna wreck that machine and make a mess. Now how the fuck are you gonna clean up the cat?

You make it look so easy… Let’s give this a try..

ugh. fail. try again

Good hygiene takes you anywhere.


ANYWHERE you want to go.

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