You like us! You REALLY like us!

Posted on April 24, 2012 by Roil Vulture

It’s official! The Whore Church Vol.01 & Whore 2 Tha Core are a hit!

I mean, who’s surprised really? Anyways, people are patting us on the back for our video mixtape while they are steadily bopping their heads to the new audio mixtape all the while ticking down the SECONDS till our BIG SCREEN PREMIER of Vol.01 at the Coolidge Corner Theater on May 18th! I’m basing all these ‘facts’ on a nap I took after eating a plate of eggs and drinking a bottle of seltzer. I’ll leave out the part about trout. So get amped you party animals, let’s show you how to do the damn thing!



Fucking sweet!



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And you thought nothing cool ever happened in Worcester

Posted on April 22, 2012 by Roil Vulture

I went to highschool with a girl who (apparently) took her titties out on camera for the “Up In Smoke 2000” tour dvd. I’m watching it to see those titties even though I fucking hated the girl and in general hated this year in rap. I don’t know why, maybe you do. Anyways, Sleazee is fucking around in Florida with our homies The Brunt of It, getting drunk & sun stroke or whatever. The Brunt of It tour bus died or something so he has no internet till wednesday. Fortunately(?) for you, I’ll be tweeting from the New England Metal Fest tommorow & filming the Killswitch Engage set. That’ll be neat. Ok!



Yo! Fucking 18 minutes in dude! Wow. That was kind of underwhelming. Not like Mel Gibson. Homeboy is in the ZONE.

i am sincerely hoping there are no hologram performances. Unless the following scenarios present themselves.




Oh! And download the WHORE 2 THA CORE mixtape if you haven’t already done so! It’s the coolest!

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The Whore Church Vol. 01

Posted on April 20, 2012 by Roil Vulture

The day has finally come. 4 years. 1,500lbs of VHS tapes, 45+ minutes of brutality. The Whore Church Volume 01 is upon us! We had great success with the pre-orders and the reviews have been coming in. “Volume 01” is a real motherfucker.

“Good music, really funny vids, sex, drugs, guns, zombies, just what I needed after this shity day.”
Clément Dupouy, Des chibres et des lettres

“4 out of 5 companion animal’s teeth agree that this masterpiece of occular fuckery is just what the doctor ordered!”
Boston Underground Film Fest


“This is the next level in mixtape mastery! I sat and watched this while hooting and clapping like a mongoloid chimp. Seriously, you don’t have to just suppose the finest in juxtapose — it’s here, and it fucking SLAYS. The Whore Church vol. 1 is the new skuzzy standard by which all other insane video mixtapes shall be judged.”
Robin Bougie, Cinema Sewer Magazine

“Somewhere Tipper Gore and her PMRC has just had a paralyzing cold chill go down their spines. It’s a solid forty minutes (or something) of the most perverse, and hilarious, and profane, and jaw droppingly awesome clips that their nearly limitless personal collection of random videos has to offer.”
Stevil Kinevil, All Hail The Black Market

“great clip mining and nice editing work…we definitely saw the blood, sweat ‘n beers involved in the process…definitely gonna buy an official copy for the archives.”
Crazy Dave Tape Crew

ANNNNDDDD THIIIIIISSSSS!!!!

BOOM! CHECK IT! This is going to be the shit! We’ve got a full flyer coming up in the next couple days, but mark your calendars now, This is going to be HUGE! Live bands, fun pre-show madness, Dog fighting (not really), and all the hot Whore Church action your brains can handle!

See you fuckers in MAY!!!

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