Some days you just need to throw down and say fuck it, give me the most brutal raw war metal I can possibly handle. If your co-workers are being dickheads, or your roommates drank your last beer, and you need some sweet sweet chainsword revenge, just pop in some Bolt Thrower and everything will be better (and way more metal).
and just in case that wasn’t enough to make you flat out murder your friends, here is the full album Realm of Chaos. Choke on it…
So you may remember us posting this trailer a while back on the site..
Well the dudes who have been working on this thing recently reached out to us to let us know they had a new trailer up..
Little did they know that we have been friends online with Jonah for years! We plan to party with these dudes and somehow find a way to party with Jonah as well. We will keep you dudes posted on our progress, but today in honor of this new trailer and our quest to party with Jonah, we are gonna watch some trailers that are so badass we think Jonah would approve of them.
Fuck yes.
Call me a fucking asshole (that is a completely natural and appropriate reaction) but human tragedy is my bread and butter. This could stem from some deep, oily self loathing but when someone trips & falls or crashes their car ghost riding a whip or some bullshit like that I howl with glee. Laugh with me you horrible people! A million dollar to make a robotic clumsy asshole? Alright!
Whup! Whoop whoops whoop! Oh you clumsy little clementine ya done it again!
this wasn’t all that funny till these dudes start jumping in after her. I mean, she LOOKS like she’s gonna drown, so I guess you are a good Samaritan and all but now your mandals are all wet. Bummer dude.
I’m not even fucking joking, I barely finished typing “wheelch—” when it fucking comes up Wheelchair falls down elevator. I don’t dare look up the words horse and girl in the same sentence anymore. Ok… just this once..
