PARTY CENTRAL.

FRIDAY IS ABOUT TO GET REAL. REALLY REAL. SO REAL YOU MIGHT JUST END UP PARTYYING RIGHT ON YOUR FUCKING DESK. IF YOU GET FIRED FOR ALL THIS AWESOMENESS IT’S NOT OUR FAULT BUT WE WOULD DEFINITELY LIKE TO HAVE OUR NAME WRITTEN ON YOUR PINK SLIP.KTHANX









P.S. IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHY WE LOVE THIS SONG SOOOO MUCH, GO DOWNLOAD VOL. 1 FOR FREEEEE! DOWNLOAD IT HEREEEEE

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Bloopers: The Final Frontier

I’ve been watching Star Trek bloopers for about a half hour now. I couldn’t tell you why but This got posted to the facebook yesterday and nobody laughed. Which is CRAZY because it’s the fucking BEST! Hidden genius internet glory! Plus you get to see Spock wailing on his righteous space guitar!




Save the whales! Save the earth! Save the Bloopers!




Here’s some more bloopers if you like some lens flare with your bloopers




Watching robots say “sucked out” is funny. Don’t you think so?

HOW ABOUT NOW? Space time is SEXY time!


Live long and stupid space cadets!

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Get ready for FREEDOM!

Folks, tommorow is the 4th of July. In case you forgot how to party or somethin’ stupid like that, we gave you a shorthand list to help you get the MOST out of your day of freedom. You’re gonna need some liquor & drugs.




Once you have some drugs, you’ll probably want to share them with some ladies. But have you looked at yourself lately? Drugs alone aren’t gonnna get those ladies running to you. You need to do some peacocking. Try dancing.


Stand up for yourself. Surely a large part of attracting the ladies is being handsome & confident. These are also important parts of being free. Being free means not taking shit from ANYBODY. Here’s an expert guide to being a real piece of shit to another human.

Of course if anyone tries these dick moves on you… Well, let’s just say you should know what to do.



So that’s it! Take drugs, dance and exact revenge on any motherfucker that even looks at you crosseyed. This will result in maximum ladies, handsomeness and freedom. Or something like that. Keep yer eyes on the prize!

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