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obsession: for whore church

Posted on August 2, 2012 by Roil Vulture

It’s essential to have passion! I get so heavy jacked up on stuff and get into an endless love loop over shit. This is some of the stuff I’m currently obsessed with.

Eric Andre Show / Hannibal Burress

Tom Hardy / Bronson (movie) – But seriously though, you need to watch this movie. He’s amazing.

Wolves In The Throne Room – I Will Lay Down My Bones Among the Rocks and Roots

I mean, the band is kind of obvious if you’ve heard them before but this song specifically I’ve been listening to a shit ton. That break down is so killer it makes me nuts. It’s hard to say you can get obsessed about internet photos but these are good,

Lil B – I’m the devil

A little bit more tunes for you people. Go watch Bronson, listen to those two hannibal burress cd’s, then rock out.

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Things to do in Florida when you’re dead.

Posted on August 1, 2012 by SleazeeVulture

I’m gonna keep this one short, due to the fact that the boat I’m currently staying on down here doesn’t have power or Wi-Fi but here is a guide to all the cool stuff to do if you ever make it down here..It’s kinda like the same stuff you do at home, but just a little more tropical.

Take hour long trips up the keys to find a taco bell…Totally worth it.

Drink 32s out of bags because 40s are illegal.

Scope the scene for some sweet babes

Check the local forcast

Drive around with the AC blaring listening to some of FLs best

Class your shit up, island style

(Stolen from pizza time) I miss my tv though. No joke.

Posted in is tropical, ladies, monsters, Music, Music Video, Photos | Tagged bagman, death, deicide, florida, morbid angel, pizza | Leave a comment

The internet rules. Search “Weed Demon”

Posted on July 31, 2012 by Roil Vulture

I can’t even convey to you how much I fucking love the internet. It’s worse than opium, you sit around in a dark room ALL day entranced by it’s seductive warmth and glow. Sometimes I’ll just throw a google search for two awesome words put together. This morning I was looking for “Weed Demon” like, what does a demon made of weed look like? The results often have nothing to do with either weed or with demon’s but holy fucking shit some of it is CLASSIC. Check out some of this bullshit!

That one is actually a video game from the band WAVVES (check it here) Somebody appropriately threw some Three Six Mafia under the awful Christmas version of turtle toons. It rules.

This is some genius that could have been conceived by some manner of weed demon. A ninja movie that was filmed on a RED EPIC (nerds know why that’s exciting) that was slapped on the bottom of one of those $10,000 mini helicopter rigs. The future is fucking wow.

I’d like to add that the videos today were all found on SUPERCHIEF.TV in their “Smoke Weed To This” category. I’d never heard of this website but it’s pretty fucking tight and as soon as I’m finished dicking around with this post I’m going back for more. You should too dude so you can smoke weed to shit like this

What better place for a shitty, close to prison quality weed tattoo than a shitty, yellow fungus ridden, sandal wearin’ stink foot. It’s a novel within a photograph. 10 to 1 he has grateful dead bear stickers on his minivan.