So far, Friday has consisted of sleeping on the couch, drinking a beer in the shower and watching old metal videos. Best friday ever. Let’s slip into this sexy little post with some 1349, check in on our favorite newscaster and cream over the possibilities of an endless and powerful crushing machine. And tits, we’ll have some tits too.
Fuck yeah. It’s good to be whore church!
Hey friends new and old.. we come today with some good words, first up, our super babe favorite lady, Laney (https://www.facebook.com/laney.oleniczak.art) dropped dropped this classy ass photo into our laps last night..
Holy shit, good news indeed. Any of the rest of you calling yourselves fans have some catching up to do…just saying. (you should commission her for some tattoo flash. It’s a good idea trust us.)
Stevil from over at All Hail The Black Market (awesome/go check it) has also enlisted, and put up this pic of his homemade Vulture mask! Hell I think this one looks better than ours!
So needless to say we are feeling the love! We do want to take a little time just to remind everyone what we do around these parts besides attempting to make the internet implode. We ALSO make fucked up movies! Like this one!
Some crazy fucker uploaded our whole tape to Youtube! Awesome! Let’s see how long we can get away with this! Send it errrrwhherrreee.
and you can download it right HEREEEEE if you want to have a copy for your very own! Break out the fucking nachos and do this right.
<3 you guys!
Have you? Doubt that. Let yer ol’ buddies the whore church guide your eyes. I guess it’s dick fest or something around here, we can’t let the weird dick train stop rollin’ so Let’s start this bitch off with some jamz.
I saw the Giraffes 8 years ago open for Skeleton Key. They ruled live, my favorite moment was when the drummer *between song changeover* gets up to the mic and gives a statistic “There are more than 1 million battered women in this city tonight and that’s frankly unacceptable! *crowd applause* YOU GOT TO EAT THEM WOMEN RAW!!!” then he spits RIGHT in the face of this dude standing at the front of the stage, get’s behind the drums and starts the next song. Fucking priceless. Oh, speaking of Giraffes, ever seen a rhinoceros’ dick?
Well now you have. Welcome to the world my friends!
SLAAAAAAAAYYYYEEEERRRRRRR!!
Show us yer tits!
Fuckin’ BONUZ ZONE!!! Na na na Na na na na na na na na BAAAT DIIIIICKKK !
hahaha go tell yer friends!
