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Cat’s on acid

Posted on February 16, 2013 by Roil Vulture

I think at this point we’ve all seen the well known clip of a cat high on acid right? Look it up. I’d never seen the following one before for some reason. That shit’s still funny as fuck. I don’t really know about the scientific merit of these tests OTHER than to provide stoner’s 40 years into the future huge belly laughs on a saturday morning. That’s a couple of million dollars well spent actually.

The military potential for cats on acid eh? I don’t see it but I guess that’s why I’m not a highly sought after military genius either.

Cats! Science! Entertainment!

haha wow. Caturday, you’ve done it again.

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You can’t unsee something

Posted on February 12, 2013 by Roil Vulture

Sometimes your computer get’s a big log jam of pictures that are often times too fucking crazy to just dump on somebody in the middle of happy fun times. So you need to make a post of all your most awful shit all at once to cleaan the pipeline. It’s like catharsis. I’m sure there is something cathartic about completely covering every inch of your dick in earwigs but I’ll never know. I’m not a fucking crazy person after all. Sorry for this one folks!

Hate to break it to her, but that just isn’t a good look for your mom. I guess being shocking is relative right? I fucking love this clip, old folks confounded by Marylin Manson.

Maybe to some people, our tape is extremely offensive. Boring people i’m guessing. Not like you smart folks here. 40k+ views man! woo!

Fuuuuuuuck!!! Yep, that does it for me. Don’t care if it’s real or fake, maggot foot just grosses me out incredibly hard.

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Boner Ghosts + Slutty grandfathers

Posted on February 10, 2013 by Roil Vulture

There’s not much else to say about this post really, Boner Ghosts, Slutty pap pap’s and music videos where the video outshines the music with the light of a million suns. Y’know.. Some real sunday ass shit.

Ohhhh shit we got a couple of bad asses over here! Meanwhile, Bonobo tries his fucking ass off to remain relevant with his boring predictable music while Cyriak continues to blow peoples pussies out with his incredible style and technique.

Ha ha ha. Ohhhh grandpa. Following along the trend with music videos where the video is far more interesting than the music could attempt being is the Boss Wave video. I posted this on the Facebook a while back and it was received with a mild popcorn fart of enthusiasm but I think the video fucking rules so here it is again!