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What’dya think of skateboards? Aren’t they coooooooooool?

Posted on August 11, 2011 by Roil Vulture

Skateboarding is something neither of the brothers ever got really good at, but have always got involved in a bunch of different ways. I used to shoot skateboard videos all through highschool and edited down a couple of them. Tape to tape editing with VHS and a video toaster.. Fuck! Things have certainly changed! Skate videos are the coolest fucking thing EVER now. So much good shit, let’s just do it. First, educate yourself sucka!

You don’t just RIDE the skateboard, you ARE the skateboard!

Get ARTSY skateboarding!

That must be the COOLEST fucking party ever!

Rebel 8 isn’t exactly skate specific but their shit RULES! Go buy some fresh new gear ya dungus! > rebel8.com

I’m envious about how much fucking pussy these kids are going to get in 8 years.

Can you ollie that huge? No you can’t. You fucking liar.

Fire is cool, skateboarding is cool.. Skateboarding on fucking fire is SUPERCOOL

Spike Jonze basically IS skateboard film making. He writes the textbooks about rad skateboard films. SPLOSIONS!

My brother posted this Sunday, but it’s WAY to rad to not make the blog.

I like looking at babes and I LOVE watching babes skate good. Awesome!

Marketing is sometimes so fucking badass you can’t wrap your mind around it. This is one of those times. Amazing! Time to go out and shred. Later Skaters!

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Burgers for EVERYONE!

Posted on August 10, 2011 by SleazeeVulture

There is very few things in the world we like more than a killer cheeseburger. An entire days outlook can be easily changed by a delicious medium rare slab of meat. So join us for a mouth watering trip through all things burger, stolen from all across the world wide web. We’ve got people who love burgers, people who are named for burgers, and people who REALLY REALLY love burgers. *Chomp Chomp*

YUM!

Posted in art, ladies, Music, nerd shit, Photos, tits, weird | Tagged boobs, cheeseburgers, delicious, hamburger harry, hamburger tattoos, hamburgers, neil hamburger, Tattoo's, trailer park boys | Leave a comment

Trailer Tuesday: David Cronenberg edition!

Posted on August 9, 2011 by Roil Vulture

So I was flipping through Netflix the other day and looking through the horror section when I came across 1986’s “The Fly.” I haven’t seen this movie in a good 8 years I think so I needed to give it some play. David Cronenberg, you are the fucking man. You turn something pretty schlocky

Like this butthole from the 1958 original (Dir. Kurt Neumann)

to THIS disgusting beast (Chris Walas / creature FX)

And YES before you all lose your shit, I KNOW that scene is from part 2.. I get it but I couldn’t find a quality version of the vomit scene in part 1. Sue me.

SCANNERS MOTHERFUCKER!!!

All hail the new flesh!

I’d like to think if you watch our mixtape enough times you’ll start to do some sort of mutation thing too. Maybe.. Like a dildo hand or something? Whatever.. that shit rules whatever. Dead Ringers, Crash, History of Violence.. this guy is a genius and you NEED to get down with it if you don’t know his work already. I’m gonna go watch the Fly again just to gross myself the fuck out. Stay sleazy cinema nerds!