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fuck sleep

Posted on August 23, 2011 by Roil Vulture

I think if I stay at my current pace, I will become nocturnal. I’ll start wearing all black (every day) and listening to nurse with wound sitting in my closet. Ok, probably none of that stuff but I’m starting to feel like a teenager again. Who needs sleep? Think of all the cool shit I could do if I didn’t have to go to bed!

I could watch a whole shit ton of movies!

I could listen to all this music we just got but haven’t had a chance to go through!

I could write new music and practice!

I could bedazzle a whole buncha stuff!

I could practice my bar sports!

I could go to the titty bar…

I could finally alphabetize all these fucking tapes!

I need a beer, a smoke and a nap. In positive news, the first version of our mixtape is finished, exported and ready to be screened at burning man! Get fucking pumped!

Fists up, brews down

Posted on August 19, 2011 by Roil Vulture

There is nothing the brothers would rather be doing on a friday night than going out and partying. But since Sleazee is less than a week from leaving for burning man with the first draft of the mixtape, the brothers will be up all night, taking trucker speed and editing video. So we are laying down some friday essentials for you to go out and thrash EXTRA hard tonight! Let us live vicariously through you! Possessed by Whore Church! First item of business, serious biz jamz.

You owe it to yourself to get WEIRD

If we had crazy beastmaster powers, we could have the cat’s fetch us beers and we could hire weed thief ferrets to scam all our neighbors. It’d be PERFECT!

TV PARTY TONIGHT!

When we die from too much editing and adderall, stick our corpses in this bad bitch. Or throw us in the trash. Whatever.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

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Thursday Jamz- Live from Great Scott!

Posted on August 18, 2011 by SleazeeVulture

Got tickets to go see Toxic Holocaust tonight at Great Scott in Allston. We couldn’t be much more pumped if we tried. Today’s Jamz is brought to you, by all the awesome bands we are going to see tonight..First up our local thrash maniacs Ramming Speed!

Then Revocation

The Krum Bums!

Holy Grail!

and last but not least TOXIC HOLOCAUST!

If you are within a reasonable distance of getting your ass to this show tonight, you should put down your bong, strap on your freshest thrash sneakers and come rage with us! Fuck yeah Thursday, you’re not so bad this week!