Leave work early today or set the building on fire! This whole week can kiss my wrinkled hairy calamari ring. The only thing that can bring me to terms with how banal the grind can be is how fucking KILLER the weekends are! Let there be Metal, Demons, Titties and Drugs! SKINNER! UNLEASH THE FURIES OF HELL!
SKINNER IS STILL LAW! AZIZ! JAMZ!!!
Fuckin’ A brother. I feel better, you should too. SHOULD!
if you don’t feel better man check for a pulse. you’s be dead
So on Monday afternoon, one of our buddies from France posted THIS little doozy onto the facebook.
Some people were grossed out (don’t worry, that is a perfectly natural reaction) some people laughed their asses off (our reaction) some people told us to turn to god (no dice) and a whole bunch of people joined the site. Unfortunately it got flagged and taken down. Sorry guys, there just isn’t allot we can do about the laws of Facebook but fear not! We still have the website! We can post any kind of crazy shit we please here! Let there be jamz and weird Wednesday shit. BOMBS AWAY!
Remember when Marylin Manson was “The most hated/feared man in America” ? This shit seems so.. tame now. In stark contrast to dicks being sliced up the middle.
Oh Hells yes we’ll shred with the wizard!
some things can’t be un-seen. And as a special bonus zone, here’s a little palate cleanser for you.
whew! well we feel better.
You want the worst, you got the worst! We are going to start a new thing around here where we chat about some of our progress in the quest to find the worst films ever made. If you’ve missed any of these suckers, get on that shit and start watching. Who knows if you will tell us you love us or to fuck off after viewing, but hey at least you felt something right?
For starters, lets kick this off with the Crème de la Crème, what we consider to probably be the Best worst film of all time..
The Edge of Hell
A.K.A. Rock N Roll Nightmare
Rock N Roll Nightmare is Canadian horror trash at its best. It’s got everything, seriously. It stars one of the brothers all time favorites, THOR!
Thor is all that is man. He does really awesome shit ALL THE TIME. LOOK AT THIS!
See what we mean?! Oh, that’s not enough for you? HOW ABOUT THIS!?
Ok, ok we get it Thor rules. Back to the movie, this movie is almost as bad ass as Thor himself. Pretty much the story goes that there is like this 10 minute long insane van scene, then Thor practices music with his band The Tritons and bangs some chicks.
then there is like some evil starfish and the devil or something? I’m not really sure, but it totally rules.
Then its over, just as fast as it started, you are
Thorless and feel empty. Fear not though, there is a sequel. Sure it may be actually one of the shittiest (bad bad, not bad good) movies ever, but hey, at least it’s out there.
ANNNDDD ITS ALL ONLINE! We don’t actually suggest watching this one, but hey we know you nerds are gluttons for punishment, so have at it.
Also, lets not forget that this isn’t the only Rock N Roll Nightmare out there. Spinal Tap also had some pretty serious Nightmare action.
We hope you learned something today…actually no we don’t.
