Category Archives: the whore church

Last minute gift ideas (for us)

Listen, I know you waited till the last minute to shop for your favorite internet brothers but we won’t hold that against you. Here’s a couple of things you can get us. A new bike A new musical instrument A … Continue reading

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Can’t stop, won’t stop the Volume 01 momentum!

Never doubt the ability of the internet to amaze you. We released Vol.01 on April 20th to what we thought (at the time) was a large fanbase. We’re a group of fuckers hoarding VHS tapes and metal records so selling … Continue reading

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Ever seen a rhinoceros’ dick?

Have you? Doubt that. Let yer ol’ buddies the whore church guide your eyes. I guess it’s dick fest or something around here, we can’t let the weird dick train stop rollin’ so Let’s start this bitch off with some … Continue reading

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