Author Archives: Roil Vulture

Surfs up!

Um.. Mr. Heatwave? I demand an apology. You are just far too fucking hot and it’s messing up my Friday party plans. the only possible relief in sight is to rock down to the beach and go surfin! Grab your … Continue reading

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‘da ass’

You really can’t say it any better than Sir Mix-Allot when he penned “I like big butts and I cannot lie.” Buns, booties, ass, bums, butts.. whatever it is you want to call them, I’m into it. While I can’t … Continue reading

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Tennis anyone?

I fucking hate tennis. Allot of that hatred has to do with me totally sucking at it but as far as summer sports are concerned I can’t endorse it for other people either. Maybe this is why Even your fucking … Continue reading

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