The Whore church.com is BACK much through the efforts of micro press design and here’s a brief explanation of what happened. Ow, our assholes are still sore from being fucked, everything we posted before the crash is seemingly gone forever (R.I.P excellent content) and let this be a lesson to everyone as it was for us, always back up your shit and always trust your hosting company. Also, your old user names and avatars got lost too, so please re-register and reply to posts OFTEN! Now here’s some shit we’ve been DYING to post for months now.
That is a big fucking pussy.
Whew! that feels so much better! You’ll probably notice that we ditched the message boards because ya’ll weren’t using them anyways and it takes time and booze to make shit like that.
But we’ll still be bringing you the freshest Jamz, the stupidest pictures, the awful video and our own colorful brand of poisonous original content you’ve come to expect from two brothers wearing goat masks, making a mixtape called “The Whore Church.” Be Prepared !
That dog jumped right through that gentleman’s shit-rocket. I wonder if it helped him jump farther?