you wind up getting married at a McDonalds
this guy wants you to stop playing Call of Duty
you end up on this tour
you’re ok being a fucking puppet
planking is legitimized
this doesn’t make you kill yourself
your parents give you a fucking stupid name
all signs point to just putting the barrel straight into your mouth
you find out this dude is your uncle (actually that might be kinda cool…)
you wake up from the weekend with a sweet new tattoo
Fuck Monday and fuck you.
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