The secrets to a perfect Friday.

First thing is first, ut’s Friday so you MUST thrash.

Alright now that we have the thrashing out of the way, lets get on to some other serious Friday biz.
It is always important to start your day with a good breakfast, hopefully you remembered to do this today. We suggest getting a nice tar coating on the inside of your meal before throwing it in the pan.

Then onto cooking. Trying to keep it romantic.

Get all your paperwork and bills and shit paid so you don’t even have to think about that garbage on the weekend…

Ok good, now thrash again. You’ve earned it.

Ok now it’s time for actual Friday shit. Get all your fiends together and celebrate!




get some cars, this shit is crucial.


Don’t forget booze, booze is very important..

If you did it all successfully, you should have had a kickass Friday. If not, there is always next week. Celebrate either way with more fucking metal!

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