Tag Archives: The Whore Church

Hang your stockings and say your prayers

Dudes! We missed you! It’s been so stupid busy around here lately, posts have suffered in a big way. But today, we give you the goods. Speaking of the goods, have you seen our Christmas mixtape yet? The yule log? … Continue reading

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Big ol’ pussy

There’s plenty of time to enjoy those liddlebabykittowwwwsss but I wanna see some of those big ol’ pussies! Big ol’ Caturday today (and some liddlebabykittowwwwsss for good measure.) This motherfucker can run soooo fast! What a bummer if you were … Continue reading

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Can’t stop, won’t stop the Volume 01 momentum!

Never doubt the ability of the internet to amaze you. We released Vol.01 on April 20th to what we thought (at the time) was a large fanbase. We’re a group of fuckers hoarding VHS tapes and metal records so selling … Continue reading

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