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If it wasn’t Caturday..

Posted on March 3, 2012 by SleazeeVulture

I would have blown my brains out. Our HD on our main computer shit the bed yesterday, luckily we keep the whole tape project on an external hd with a backup drive of that just in case something like this happens. We were just about to put the final touches on the audio and export a cut of the tape! Gah! So we are on day two of computer fuckery. If it wasn’t for Caturday I would have lost my mind already, luckily I had these cute furry guys to keep my head cool and to keep me from putting a fist through whats left of this computer. In good news I think we may have found a solution in another mac..we shall see. Wish us luck. But enough about us, this is Caturday for fuck sakes.

Posted in Caturday! | Tagged anger, Caturday!, computers suck, frustration, hard drives blow, headache | Leave a comment

Force Friday !

Posted on March 2, 2012 by Roil Vulture

Dudes! You know that Friday is the end all be all party day. And it can also be argued that Star Wars (original trilogy/non lucas fuck arounds) is the fucking best all around space party party. So…

This is as annoying as it is Slave Leia’s washing cars… Better watch with no sound. Or crank the imperial march or cantina theme.

I’m probably going to get a vasectomy later on this afternoon just in case any of my weiner fruits turn into loser star wars skate nerds. I don’t even know why I fucking put this one in. How will I ever make it up to you? Oh. Yeah. Vader with tits.

That’s about it. Force friday motherfucker. Oh, and make sure to watch this all fan made shot for shot version of new hope. it fucking rules. While you’re watching it, be sure to have a pen and paper out and send us a submission for our LOGO CONTEST!
We’ve got two weeks left in that bad boy and wanna see what you’ve got! May the force be with you!

Posted in Misc, nerd shit | Tagged princess leia, star wars, The Whore Church, thewhorechurch, whore church | Leave a comment

I’ll never get enough.

Posted on March 1, 2012 by Roil Vulture

We’ve been hammering shit out like media pro’s and watching 14+ hours of bullshit a day. That’s so much gore, explosions, hulk hogan! But you know, we can never ever get tired of ladies. If you’re honest with yourself.. Can you?

Happy day ya’ll