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Everything is Terrible (except for maybe Caturday)

Posted on March 24, 2012 by Roil Vulture

It’s been a busy week at the Maison de Whore, first with GHOUL stopping by then the dudes from Everything Is Terrible crashing last night. Super cool, you should definately be going to the Coolidge TONIGHT to see “DoggieWoggiez! PoochieWoochiez!” the brand newest feature length mix tape from the boys. We’re buzzing in anticipation about it!

But this here is the Whore Church and while we’ll be filling our eyeballs with dogs all night, we plan on assulting our tender faces with cats all DAY! It has begun!

See you tonight at the coolidge if you are cool !

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Force Friday and BEYYYOONNND!

Posted on March 23, 2012 by SleazeeVulture

Ahh, Friday the best of all week days. Now we’ve been doing this force Friday dance for a few weeks now, and as much as we are super into it…there just isn’t enough Star Wars stuff to do only this every week. Going forward, keep posting all your (us included) Star Wars stuff on Fridays, along side anything weekend booze/drug related thrash heavy or just plain awesome shit. Otherwise in a week or two we will all be posting the same recycled biz. That being said, I did just find a bunch of awesome Star Wars stuff, so keep on scrollin! Let’s just call this shit Fuckin’ Friday!

Is it bad that I can’t get enough of these kind of shows?

If you’re in town this weekend. Make sure you check out the dudes from over at premireing their new tape! OMGICANTWAAAAIITTT!

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The answer to a question nobody asked

Posted on March 22, 2012 by Roil Vulture

So many awesome things coming up! Everything is Terrible & Fire Walk With Me is at Collidge @fter Midnight this weekend. You should go. You should go to both! You should bring friends. Your friends should also bring some friends. Let’s get evil together.

Bitch, what you know about karate tigers? what do you know about Odd Future showing up as cartoons? Sick, watch this whole episode if you can find it. It’s hilarious.

We are still pushing for pre-orders (we’ve hit 25% of our goal so far) so if you were planning on buying a copy, do it soon so we can get extra little treats to throw into your packages. That sounded dirty. We want to stick pins and shit in your parcel. That wasn’t much better. Anyways, pre-order today!
(click the image to pre-order)