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you know what rules?

Posted on June 1, 2012 by Roil Vulture

Friday. Friday Rules. Soccer sucks, but if it was like THIS then it would totally rule.

These things also rule.

That’s a triple whammy because Batman, Blue Velvet and Roy Orbison ALL rule. This lil’ diddy is a favorite around the Whore Church house. Dad’s Pooves rules, DQN ELECTRONICS VOL 11 is also the shit.

Bougie posted that little lady originally. Cinema Sewer rules and smut also rules. Rainbows are alright.

Colonic, Colonic. Use my face as a port-a-potty! Jiz rules. It’s nice outside of doors so I’m gonna go check that out. Work on my tan. Being tan for the babes rules and I’ll try and remember how much I ruled when I have skin cancer in my 60’s

Posted in Friday, Misc | Tagged batman, blue velvet, dads pooves, DQN Electronics, roy orbison, soccer, The Whore Church, thewhorechurch, whore church, wodega | Leave a comment

I hate Thursdays

Posted on May 31, 2012 by SleazeeVulture

Thursdays are the worst, nothing good happens. It’s kinda close to the weekend but still sucks. Work is boring, life is boring, Thursdays are boring. They are good days for smoking ciggs and doing laundry that’s about it. Fuck a bitch named Thursday. I’m gonna try my best to bring some excitement to today, but no promises.

Just in case you haven’t seen it, here is some required viewing (full movie!)

Oh btw, even more zombie biz..

Posted in art, Gif's, Guns, Horror, ladies, Music Video, Photos | Tagged bitches, cigarettes, mcdonalds, metalucifer, snot, zombies | Leave a comment

We’re going berserk!

Posted on May 30, 2012 by Roil Vulture

We like to think of the Whore Church as a final bastion of sanity in this crazy mixed up world. Fuckin’ naked dudes eating OTHER dudes faces! We should be eating pizza’s, not other people! Things could never be the same again and you know, shit has gone Berserk around these parts too!! Three stooges and wrestling?? Pull it together man!!

Kids in the hall is the fucking best. You don’t think so??? well… you’re entitled to your opinion I guess.. But you’re wrong.

I’m going to go slam on the doors of R’lyeh and figure out what the fuck is going on.