Taking a long boat ride back from preppy slut island. What a blast. Kind of broken so this one is about self reflection.
this documentary was beautiful and haunting as the name would suggest, would make a good metal song. Suicide Forrest. Wolves in the Throne Room would probably do it.
Killing them softly. Pleasant restful Sunday ya’ll!
Today I head out to the island of Nantucket for a little rest. For those of you who don’t know anything about Nantucket, it’s like rich preppy asshole island. I’m staying with some friends working out there. Scumbag living the high life. Nantucket is the polar opposite of the Whore Church. I might as well be dressed up completely like Gahhl or something the amount of shit eye I get when I’m there.
Fuck it, we didn’t get big and strong by getting all butt hurt over fitting in. I’m gonna rock this bitch like a hero.
Oh! and in honor of and tribute to ALL HAIL THE BLACK MARKET, our friends in filth and bicycle lunatics I’ll be drinking a 24oz Rolling Rock on the can well before lunch. I could be shitting in excitement from recieving this little care package in the mail just now
Fuuuck yeah. If you haven’t checked out the site yet, do it they have cool shit in the store & he’s a lot better writer than us. But we might post more pornography. Not like it’s a race or anything. <3 U Stevil !
Survival. Besting your opponent for sport or for food, the world is a tough son of a bitch my friends. It’s no better for animals and in fact I’d say it’s a hundred times worse because there is no animal cops to lay down some justice after you get brutally murdered taking a few cool sips of water from a babbling brook. Let’s look at the craziest match ups in the animal kingdom starting with
DEER VS. BIRD
Skip forward to .50 for all the action. My stars, I can’t say I knew deer hated birds and would eat them for just being in the way. That fucking Bambi movie made fools of us all!!
PRAYING MANTIS VS. GOLDFISH
I’m no animal expert or nothin’ but how often do praying mantis come into contact with goldfish? Is it often? He makes pretty quick work out of ol’ goldie. Kinda like he did it before. Does the camera operator run a Praying Mantis snuff operation where he just pits that praying mantis on little animals? I kinda want to see that actually. No, second thought is that Praying Mantis’ are fucking creepy. Fuck those dudes.
CAT VS. ROOSTER
This is an unexpected matchup to put it lightly. The outcome is even more surprising seeing how badass the cat acts and how he dominates the rooster for a couple of rounds.
SHARKS VS. WHALE
Fuuuck. Sucks for whale. I can’t understand what the guy is saying but i’m guessing it’s something along the lines of “oh shit. Fuck. Fucking shit, he’s fucked.”
