Fuck yo chastity belt

Summer is rushing by like it had a fucking place to go! Already people are moving, going back to school.. Fucking nuts. I’m going to give summer one last death throttle and try and get in some fishing, some swimming and some live music. Nothing beat the summers of being a teenager, tagging bridges, staying up till 4am every night, sneaking around the woods.. I guess drinking beers saps your energy for shit like that huh?









Can’t go do fun shit typin’ away all day!

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Apackalypse now.

Holy shit! Is it just me or did or recent downtime at least end with the page loading a little faster?! That’s cool. Either way it’s up just in time, I’m leaving for my yearly trip out to the desert for burning man tomorrow so today’s post is going to be a bit scatterbrained, just like me trying to remember everything I need. Anyone else gonna be partying in the desert this year?









THERE IS MUCH PACKING TO BE DONE!

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Aaaand we’re back

Sorry for the blackout folks! Not only were we having some website related technical difficulties but I was bed ridden with a fucking Pneumonia and had zero brains for figuring out stuff. Our homie Micro from micropressdesign.com brought us back to speed because he’s the man. He’s also responsible for this whole website design, didn’t know if you all knew that. Anyways, lots of days missed so let’s make them count right?





When you can’t leave the house and spend large hours of the day sitting or laying down it gives you lot’s of time to read some books that have been collecting dust and going through the old stacks of albums you haven’t listened to in ten years. I remembered that I fucking love cLOUDDEAD for example. Double points for anybody who can I.D this fucking UN-winnable Nintendo game sample!

Listen to this ^ with the following video playing on silent



Slow Loris videos all day every day son! Did you know it’s got like gland on his elbow that when he licks it, turns his spit poisonous? It’s like poisonous lik-m-aid! Fucking crazy. Anyways, we’re back good to be back and we’ll have some more cool shit for you soon

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