Holy shit, VHS shit!

That’s right, It only took just short of forever, but these suckers are finally going up for sale this Friday the 13th!! The special edition VHS of Vol. 1!!

These suckers come on cool ass purple tapes in chunky big boxes. They are gonna look great on your shelf!

In addition to being on the coolest dead format around, these suckers come with 15 mintues of bonus footage only seen before at our live shows! Holy fuck!

What? Is that not enough for you jerks?! FINE! We will throw in a special cassette version of our 420 mixtape the fabulous Smokemeow put together for us! ITS SPECTACULAR!

WHOR3 HARD3R 2 †H∆ COR3R: WI†H ∆ V3NG3∆NC3 by Thewhorechurch on Mixcloud

These sets are limited to 33 copies. They will be hand numbered and run ya $33.33. Find them for sale Friday the 13th at our shop..More details to come! STAY TUNED KITTENS!

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Caturday for the faithful

Q:“What the fuck have those dicks over at the whore church been doing? Where are the posts at?”
A: Jerkin off, cutting movies, drinking beers, smoking weed, getting into an AWESOME film fest in October (more on that soon.) Y’know.. The usual. While we get a new site up and running we’ve taken a vacation from posting here as we save up great content for our new format. But I’m sitting on a billion awesome caturday gif’s and I know how they’re your favorite and all so I’m gonna throw em’ up! Ya’ll ready for this??




I hear ya kitty, I’d smack that chick too. Claws out 4eva! The following video needs it’s audio turned off forever. Just play that stupid fucking rippingtons song again




Push that mush!!! Stay tuned kids!

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Happy Birthday Sleazee!

Well, it’s that time again. My brother is one earth year older. One year more stoned, drunk, broke, bearded. So let’s celebrate the asshole with some of the things that he likes and an extra serving of stuff that I like because i’m doing the post after all and I’m older than him. I even called in a couple of Favors from the Wrestling superstar HULK HOGAN !!!














Play him a tune Buzz, make it sweet n’ dirty

Happy Birthday Sleazee!

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