Caturday for the faithful

Posted on August 10, 2013 by Roil Vulture

Q:“What the fuck have those dicks over at the whore church been doing? Where are the posts at?”
A: Jerkin off, cutting movies, drinking beers, smoking weed, getting into an AWESOME film fest in October (more on that soon.) Y’know.. The usual. While we get a new site up and running we’ve taken a vacation from posting here as we save up great content for our new format. But I’m sitting on a billion awesome caturday gif’s and I know how they’re your favorite and all so I’m gonna throw em’ up! Ya’ll ready for this??




I hear ya kitty, I’d smack that chick too. Claws out 4eva! The following video needs it’s audio turned off forever. Just play that stupid fucking rippingtons song again




Push that mush!!! Stay tuned kids!

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Happy Birthday Sleazee!

Posted on June 20, 2013 by Roil Vulture

Well, it’s that time again. My brother is one earth year older. One year more stoned, drunk, broke, bearded. So let’s celebrate the asshole with some of the things that he likes and an extra serving of stuff that I like because i’m doing the post after all and I’m older than him. I even called in a couple of Favors from the Wrestling superstar HULK HOGAN !!!














Play him a tune Buzz, make it sweet n’ dirty

Happy Birthday Sleazee!

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Vol. 1 (not) streaming again, VHS updates, and an IMDB page

Posted on June 6, 2013 by SleazeeVulture

*edit* Ok so it already got pulled again..not even porn sites are cool enough to hang with Vol. 1, well either way, you can always download it HERE…

Holy shit, its been a crazy week around here. A whole bunch of good fucking news though! Somehow we ended up with an IMDB page (first mixtape with one?) and I swear we didn’t even make it ourselves! It’s empty right now, so go over HERE and write us a review and give us a bunch of stars. Oh what’s that? You haven’t seen vol. 1 yet?! Shame on you. We just got it hosted again so stream this shit and embed it on your tumblrs or whatever. Enjoy you sick fucks.
(This is where it would be streaming..but here’s a cat vid instead)

Whew, the fun news train just keeps on rolling!! You may remember us talking about our special edition of Vol. 1 that we are releasing on VHS, well here’s your first teaser pic. We will be releasing the full artwork and pre-order details in the next week or two. Get stoked, this is gonna look great on your shelf.

Don’t forget, we are also going to be releasing these tapes with a equally limited run of our newest mix on cassette, which of course you’ve listened to already, right!? Get your walkman ready!

WHOR3 HARD3R 2 †H∆ COR3R: WI†H ∆ V3NG3∆NC3 by Thewhorechurch on Mixcloud

Stay tuned suckers!!

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