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“Sax” is just “SEX” with an A for a REASON

Posted on March 16, 2011 by Roil Vulture

There is a reason your mom only listens to George Michael on laundry day. The sensual sax playing of careless whisper is scientifically proven to make women over 35 cream jeans by the second chorus. It’s un-avoidable! You could try and block your ears but the sax has very powerful low tones rendering most earplugs useless. Can’t you see?

You wouldn’t have guessed it but RIGHT after this video was shot, every lady in the zoo got naked after having heard that ill sax solo. It’s a FACT.

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5 reasons to celebrate Dee Snider’s birthday

Posted on March 15, 2011 by SleazeeVulture

Dee Snider is turning 56 today, and we think that is a cause for celebration! We present, in no particular order, 5 reasons why you should raise a glass to Dee today.

1. FUCK THE PMRC!
Anyone who stood up to Tipper Gore and censorship is A-OK in our book!

2. Strangeland
What’s not to love about late 90’s internet serial killer flick?! Especially one featuring Robert Englund.

3.THIS
Fuck yeah!

4.He was in Pee-wee’s Big Adventure.
Arguably the best film ever ( well that or Ghoulies 2). Sorry for the shitty random player, every other clip of this has embedding disabled….assholes.

5.Twisted Christmas
The man took his own goddamn songs, and turned them into Christmas JAMZ so you can now have the x-mas spirit all year long! You know how we feel about shitty Christmas stuff, and this song is right at the top of our list of awful/awesome crap.