It’s my favorite day of the week (ok it’s tied with Caturday) FRIDAY! Let’s rip into this shit hard and heavy!
Essential Friday shit:
BEER
BOOBS
BLACK METAL
And BAD ASS SKELETONS!
If you’re still looking for something to do tonight and are in the Boston area, you should check out Peelander-Z tonight over at Church . They are the worlds only Japanese comic book punk rock band…Oh and they are fucking insane.
Ahhh shit! Feels good to be back in the open waters. First fucking post back, lets jam this shit out with some serious Vulture shit!
How bout that buisness?!
MORE MORE MORE!
Alright now that that’s out the way… There is a few other things that we lost with the site going down that are worth a quick reminder…
The Whore Church X Vermin Street Launch mix
So our good buddy Encanti put together this totally crucial mixtape for our FIRST site launch. If you missed it, be sure to check this beast out. It’s got everything from Dubstep and Cock Sparrer to Mighty Morphing Power Rangers and G.G. Allin. Click here to grab it for FREEEEE! Also we should mention that the Zebbler Encanti Experience is on tour with Eoto currently, so go here to check out dates here for this madness and give a listen to their Tour promo mix
Zebbler Encanti Experience Spring Tour 2011 Mix by Encanti
The Whore Church X Putrid Gore bishop shirt
We worked with the mad man Putrid to get this totally badass shirt printed up a few months back. We still have a few kicking around over at The Whore Store. Perfect for casual days at work, family get togethers and gang bangs!
So that’s about all the catching up we have to do, Stay tuned for upcoming craziness! I’ll leave you guys with a couple more crazy bushes! Fuck yeah.
The Whore church.com is BACK much through the efforts of micro press design and here’s a brief explanation of what happened. Ow, our assholes are still sore from being fucked, everything we posted before the crash is seemingly gone forever (R.I.P excellent content) and let this be a lesson to everyone as it was for us, always back up your shit and always trust your hosting company. Also, your old user names and avatars got lost too, so please re-register and reply to posts OFTEN! Now here’s some shit we’ve been DYING to post for months now.
That is a big fucking pussy.
Whew! that feels so much better! You’ll probably notice that we ditched the message boards because ya’ll weren’t using them anyways and it takes time and booze to make shit like that.
But we’ll still be bringing you the freshest Jamz, the stupidest pictures, the awful video and our own colorful brand of poisonous original content you’ve come to expect from two brothers wearing goat masks, making a mixtape called “The Whore Church.” Be Prepared !
