Nothing else matters on a Friday but how fucking hard you can thrash… If you ain’t heavy, you ain’t shit.
Now if you excuse me, I’ve got some more editing to do on the mixtape.
No.. Naw.. Not that mixtape. I heard that one SUCKS
Some serious beer and Jamz to get you through your shitty fucking week. Cheer up loser, you’ll be fine.
I like the ocean and everything, and the decision has been made. Seagulls are the shittiest of all the birds. Crows are kinda ill, bluejays are nice to look at.. Seagulls are too loud, act like shitheads and make going to the beach a terrible time. The shitty-ness of seagulls is second only to the canadian goose. Lookit’ these assholes!!!
Son of a bitch! My ice creamssss!!!
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SON OF A BITCH! MY DORITOS!!!
Shut up.
