Q: What’s the hardest part about buying rollerskates?
A: Finding the right balance between style and function, tuning up action and getting your bearings just right. Duh! Try doing all that and sucking some other guys dick at the same time, it’s damn near impossible.
FUCK YEAH!
THAT’S FUCKING CRAZY!!
FIRE UP THE COMPUTERS! It’s time for an extra special music edition of Caturday. Today we put together a tasty slice of tunes, but not just any tunes. All these songs are CATTASTIC! HIT IT!
SEE? I TOLD YOU IT WAS CATTASTIC!
Ain’t nothin’ sweeter than a Friday. Say fuck you to your shitty job, drink a beer and play some jamz. All you have to do is sit back and relax, the Brothers got you covered!
Shit dawg, just when you thought Friday couldn’t get better..
BOOOM!!! Hack the planet!!!! Yeah, you should probably watch Hackers today, think of it as insurance because you never know when you may need to hack a fuckin’ Gibson or somethin’.
