The prince of darkness, Ozzy turns 64 today! We love that Ozzy’s still around and kicking. You owe it to him to blast some of his tunes today. No matter what you think of later Ozzy, his early stuff is still so crucial it hurts. This bud’s for you Ozz!
See don’t you feel better?! We sure do.
P.S. Did you watch this yet? It’s still up on youtube! (We can’t believe it) at 17K views and going strong. <3 you guys.
Never doubt the ability of the internet to amaze you. We released Vol.01 on April 20th to what we thought (at the time) was a large fanbase. We’re a group of fuckers hoarding VHS tapes and metal records so selling the first 50 copies of the DVD to cover the costs of production and packaging was an AMAZING revelation. Fast forward to now when somebody uploads Vol. 01 to youtube and in 20 Days it gets over 16,000 views and starts to populate on the /b/ board & reddit. Outstanding! Give it a watch while it’s still on youtube!
If you haven’t yet, DOWNLOAD THIS TAPE FREE !!!
https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/7349106/THE_WHORE_CHURCH-_VOL._1_Video_Mixtape_2012
If you are feeling saucy, buy a copy of the DVD in our store which features directors commentary, unreleased stuff and the UN-censored version of the Christmas tape.
Some of our favorite new reviews..
“The character development could have been better, but aside from that, this is pretty much the best/worst movie ever made.”
More than anything else in that video, Gary busey was the only thing that freaked me the fuck out.
What an absolute piece of shit. Too crappy to watch long enough to see if there was a message.
hahahaha yeah, we snuck the message into the last 3 seconds of the ending. “Fuuuuuckkk Yoouuuuuuuu!!!!”
Oh, btw. If you are on Reddit, upvote our shit HERE. Baaam!
So far, Friday has consisted of sleeping on the couch, drinking a beer in the shower and watching old metal videos. Best friday ever. Let’s slip into this sexy little post with some 1349, check in on our favorite newscaster and cream over the possibilities of an endless and powerful crushing machine. And tits, we’ll have some tits too.
Fuck yeah. It’s good to be whore church!
