Can’t stop, won’t stop the Volume 01 momentum!

Never doubt the ability of the internet to amaze you. We released Vol.01 on April 20th to what we thought (at the time) was a large fanbase. We’re a group of fuckers hoarding VHS tapes and metal records so selling the first 50 copies of the DVD to cover the costs of production and packaging was an AMAZING revelation. Fast forward to now when somebody uploads Vol. 01 to youtube and in 20 Days it gets over 16,000 views and starts to populate on the /b/ board & reddit. Outstanding! Give it a watch while it’s still on youtube!

If you haven’t yet, DOWNLOAD THIS TAPE FREE !!!
https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/7349106/THE_WHORE_CHURCH-_VOL._1_Video_Mixtape_2012
If you are feeling saucy, buy a copy of the DVD in our store which features directors commentary, unreleased stuff and the UN-censored version of the Christmas tape.

Some of our favorite new reviews..
“The character development could have been better, but aside from that, this is pretty much the best/worst movie ever made.”
More than anything else in that video, Gary busey was the only thing that freaked me the fuck out.
What an absolute piece of shit. Too crappy to watch long enough to see if there was a message.
hahahaha yeah, we snuck the message into the last 3 seconds of the ending. “Fuuuuuckkk Yoouuuuuuuu!!!!”




Oh, btw. If you are on Reddit, upvote our shit HERE. Baaam!

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Metal, tits and the most destructive grind machine known to man

So far, Friday has consisted of sleeping on the couch, drinking a beer in the shower and watching old metal videos. Best friday ever. Let’s slip into this sexy little post with some 1349, check in on our favorite newscaster and cream over the possibilities of an endless and powerful crushing machine. And tits, we’ll have some tits too.












Fuck yeah. It’s good to be whore church!

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Vol. 1 streaming, babes and blood.

Hey friends new and old.. we come today with some good words, first up, our super babe favorite lady, Laney (https://www.facebook.com/laney.oleniczak.art) dropped dropped this classy ass photo into our laps last night..

Holy shit, good news indeed. Any of the rest of you calling yourselves fans have some catching up to do…just saying. (you should commission her for some tattoo flash. It’s a good idea trust us.)

Stevil from over at All Hail The Black Market (awesome/go check it) has also enlisted, and put up this pic of his homemade Vulture mask! Hell I think this one looks better than ours!

So needless to say we are feeling the love! We do want to take a little time just to remind everyone what we do around these parts besides attempting to make the internet implode. We ALSO make fucked up movies! Like this one!

Some crazy fucker uploaded our whole tape to Youtube! Awesome! Let’s see how long we can get away with this! Send it errrrwhherrreee.


and you can download it right HEREEEEE if you want to have a copy for your very own! Break out the fucking nachos and do this right.


<3 you guys!

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