That’s right folks, if these people are correct…

Oh wait…wrong rapture…If THESE people are right..

(nice hatchback bitch) this could be our last normal Friday EVER! So you know what we gotta do, thrash EXTRA hard today and all through the night (like you need an excuse)!





There is a direct correlation between the amount of shit you smash and how cool your day will be. Wendy O pretty much invented this fact.

You know what, forget it, it would be pretty cool if all the assholes got sucked off the face of the earth, then there would only be cool dudes like Lemmy to party with.

Ugh, Lemmy throws the sickest pool parties…

Danzig would definitely be around too, he could read all of us stories about about serious ass wolf stuff.

And this kid, I can just tell he’s not going anywhere…

Well that’s it for today, I’ve got some drinking to do. Good luck folks, be sure to shoot us the address for all the blood orgies you sick fucks will be holding tonight, we’ll be sure to make an appearance…