Warren Oates was one of those motherfuckers that just oozed cool. If you’ve ever seen one of his flicks you know what we are talking about. Unfortunately he passed away about 29 years ago, but that doesn’t mean we can’t still raise a beer for him today on what would be his birthday. This Bud’s for you dude!
AKA
Happy birthday America! No.. Happy.. Signing of a fucking piece of paper you tea hating wood teeth’s! That’s right, 4th of July boys and girls, go blow stuff up, drink beer, bbq meats and look at naked ladies. Do that shit in whatever order you want! You know why? Because that’s freedom! Freedom to make an awesome video mix tape, a popular FB page and radicool website like THIS
Please line up all the asses right here because we’re gonna fuck them with a post so chock full of excess you’d think it was made in America! ‘Merica has been badass since back in the day. Could you have even guessed how fucking NUTS our first president was?
Fuck Yeah we got pictures of babes!
Fuck Yeah we’re including the song in this post
Fuck Yeah we’re gonna start our own hot dog eating contest. My brother and I vs. 1,000 shitty dawgs
Fuck Yeah we live dangerously!
This guy is here!
Fuck yeah more babes!
Fireworks, what the fuck would the 4th be without some bitchin ass firework shows! LETS GET IT ON!
Oh, and Bill Pullman of course…
FUCK YEAH!
Why the fuck did everyone in the 80’s and 90’s have a 1-900 number?! Was there really enough money being generated from these things to pay for all the ads? I mean sure the sex lines and ones with babes make sense, but come on who really wants to not actually talk to MC Hammer?!
Thankfully these fucking turds mostly went away. With the help of youtube though, we can still relive all of our favorite awful 1-900 ads. So here in no order is some of our favorites.
Call 1-900-Whore to hear hot steamy messages put together by my brother and I. We’ll give you all the latest scoops on how many hot dogs we ate that day or perhaps you’ll hear about our adventures importing bootleg cases of four loko into the country…call now!
