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Axe Cop!!! FTW!!!

Posted on September 21, 2011 by Roil Vulture

Yo! Have you fuckin’ guys seen AXE COP before?

I am absolutely shocked I hadn’t found this sooner than I did. We must be slipping in our old age! Anyways, Axe Cop is the mind baby of a 5 year old kid who comes up with these stories and his 29 year old brother then animates them. It’s inspired!

But his telescope gun has a flashlight even!

The mind of a cool kid is perhaps the most amazing thing around. It’s like an episode of Xavier: Renegade Angel but funny and not a pile of shit.

You can check out the rest of these videos – axecop.com and even donate to the kid’s college fund. That’s pretty cool. I’m totally sold, this couldn’t wait and it couldn’t be just slowly leaked onto face book, people need to know about Axe Cop PRONTO.

Posted in art, nerd shit | Tagged avacado soldier, axe cop, axe cop comic, dinosaur blood, dinosaur gang, flute cop, fruit stand, telescope gun cop, The Whore Church, uni-baby, whore church | Leave a comment

Trailer Tuesday- Werewolf Bar Mitzvah

Posted on September 20, 2011 by SleazeeVulture

It’s almost Cocktober, so you know what that means.. EVEN MORE HORROR MOVIES! Today’s Trailers are all brought to you by a full moon. So look up in the sky and check out some of our favorites!

Also, does anyone know anything about this little gem? We haven’t seen it before but stumbled upon it while looking up some of these trailers, its got a great setup hippies vs werewolves…

Bonus zone!
I picked up the soundtrack to American Werewolf in London (probably actually the best wolf flick of all time..) and man is there some shit on it.. check out these tracks, they get stuck in your head. I’m kinda surprised I’ve never heard these on any shitty Halloween comps. Someone get on that, you’ll probably make a million dollars.

See what I mean? Horseshit.

Posted in Horror, monsters, Music, Photos, Trailer Tuesday, trailers, Video | Tagged american werewolf in london, angela lansberry, bikers, bonus zone, hippies, in the company of wolves, meco, shitty music, the howling 2, the howling 3, trailers, werewolf | Leave a comment

We sleep! They Live!

Posted on September 19, 2011 by Roil Vulture

Flipping through my DVD collection, a certain title caught my eye. Nominal star of the World Wrestling Federation, B movie actor, mullet havin’ flannel wearing hick from Canada.. Rowdy Roddy Piper is a big screen bad ass who lays some hurt down on skull head aliens. Not like this is a big anniversary for the movie “They Live” (original release date November 4, 1988) but if you lay down liners like “I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum” then you are a bonafide BADASS!

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT !!!

The home boys from ACTUAL PAIN have released a SICK mixtape by Dj Blessone DOWNLOAD HERE
Download awesome music ALWAYS!!!