YOU WANT THE CATS!? YOU GOT THE CATS!! IT’S CATURDAY!
Today’s Caturday is full of cool cats,
…mostly cool cats..
Yeah, here’s some killer cats..
Caturday is really the only reason worth doing anything all week. You always know there will be a bunch of cool cats just waiting to hang out and party with you.
YAYYYYY!
Hey, its cheaper than therapy…
Friday at the Whore Church is all about the most bad ass shit under the sun, thrashing your face off and party substance consumption. But you know what? It’s also about a real hearty and satisfying laugh. The brothers love metal of ALL kinds and corpse paint is quite dear to us (duh.) But as soon as you switch it up and start using corpse paint for comedy or to TRY and look badass… I can’t stop laughing. Apricots for fucks sake!
mmmmmm…. bacon..
How’s about we fry up that Bacon Throne? Looks like you guys have enough bacon throne to share a little!
Umm.. This is DEFINATELY not black metal.
If you want hot metal babes like that, you need to hit the gym! Because those broads wanna see you rock HUGE gauntlet’s and those are heavy! Bulk up kid!
You need to learn the language the be metal. everyone knows that.
Spend MORE quality time with your kid’s. This will help them appreciate human interaction and teach them respect for elders.
So that’s about that! So put on some corpse paint, immortal & you may want to brush up on your drinking games while you are at it. Party on fiends!
If you don’t know GHOUL yet, you’ve got some listening to do…
Luckily for you, the friendly folks over at Tank Crimes records have put up all their albums online for your listening pleasure.
Their new album “Transmission Zero” comes out on the 25th of October and we couldn’t be more pumped if we tried. There is already one track online from it.
Also you can catch them on tour with Gwar over the next couple months..
10/18 Charlotte, NC Amos Southend
10/19 Norfolk, VA The Norva
10/20 Washington, DC 9:30 Club
10/21 Worcester, MA Palladium
10/22 Albany, NY Northern Lights
10/23 New York, NY Irving Plaza
10/24 Cleveland, OH House Of Blues
10/25 Toronto, ON Phoenix Concert Hall
10/26 Grand Rapids, MI Intersection
10/28 Milwaukee, WI Rave
10/29 Detroit, MI Harpos
10/30 Indianapolis, IN The Vogue
10/31 Chicago, IL House Of Blues
11/1 Sauget, IL Pop’s
11/2 Minneapolis, MN First Avenue
11/4 Edmonton, AB Events Center
11/5 Calgary, AB Macewan Ballroom
11/7 Vancouver, BC Commodore
11/8 Seattle, WA Showbox
11/9 Portland, OR Roseland
11/11 San Francisco, CA The Regency Grand
11/12 Los Angeles, CA House Of Blues
11/13 Pomona, CA Glasshouse
11/14 TBA, AZ TBA
11/15 Albuquerque, NM Sunshine Theatre
11/16 Denver, CO Summit Theater
11/18 Austin, TX East Side Drive In
11/19 Dallas, TX House Of Blues
11/20 Houston, TX House Of Blues
11/21 New Orleans, LA The Hanger
11/22 Atlanta,GA Masquerade
11/23 Tampa, FL Green Iguana Stadium
11/25 Raleigh, NC Lincoln Theater
11/26 Philadelphia, PA Electric Factory
11/27 New Haven, CT Toads Place
We’ll be at the Worcester show for sure, come party with us!
LIVE FOR METAL, DIE FOR GHOUL!
