Wake up and THRASH butt holes! It’s FRIDAY! First item of business: Serious biz jams.

Killer new video from Cerebral Ballzy which you need to know about if you want to be a cool dood too. And buy that album because it’s AWESOME! Those ladies sure know how to hurt a fella. Looks somewhat painful, but not nearly as much as this sick shit! (NSFW)

Kid is taking it like a champ. Here’s how to crash like a champ

The human body can also be destroyed










Nobody I’ve ever known has been “Man, I wish my dick was flatter.”

I’ve heard of the benefits of length, girth.. but flat as a piece of paper rarely get’s rave reviews. I bet it sucks. That image is terrible. Better to smoke it out of memory!

< BONUS ZONE > – Since there was so much bellyaching about my titty post on wednesday, here’s a few more. I mean, I like tits as much as the next guy, but when will you people be titty satisfied? What’s your saturation point??



Oh yeah.. never. Never hit my ceiling for breasts.