Hello again friends and lovers.. The Brothers have a whole bunch of really rad live projects coming up as well as the impending release of the mixtape. We’ve been cranking out tons of content recently but hit a small snag when our good buddy and long time supporter took back a piece of gear he loaned us for a several month tour. So we need to buy our very own canopus box to get us back to work (it is what we use to digitize VHS tapes.) So we’re not asking for donations or nothin’ we’re not asking for your tears but we ARE asking that if you were ever thinkin’ about buying one of our totally awesome t-shirts

that you do it RIGHT NOW! It’s really a win win for you! You get a fucking SICK t-shirt by rad artist PUTRID and you pump some sweet money blood into our wretched withered debt veins getting us back to work! So buy a shirt doods! Buy two! You get a free prize with every shirt sold which could be some pogs, army men, a copy of Richard Simmons Blast Off workout on VHS… who knows? Just click on the store tab.. It’ll feel sooo good. And you know who loves seeing a cool dude/dudette dressed in super cool whore church duds? These folks!

Mr.T Sez: “I pitty the poor fool who don’t like the whore church!”
Michael Jackson Sez: “Ah HEEEEEEEEEEE HEEEEEE!” (obvi)

When asked, James Bond said “I never leave home without my whore church t-shirt on under my tux. Nothing get’s a lair of women DTF like ripping off a handsome man’s suit and seeing that putrid priest!”

Kevin McAlister sez: “Buzz.. your girlfriend… Woof.. Put one of these shirts on over her head. Oh. And another thing.. AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!”

Bettie Page Sez: “I don’t always wear clothes. But when I do, I make it a whore church t-shirt.”

Our third grade math teacher didn’t say shit because she’s been dead for 4 years. But fuck her she never liked us anyways. Man, with that much support from cool A-list celebs, you’d be nuts to NOT buy a whore church t-shirt! Get one TODAY!