Let me tell you about when a man and an internet fall in love, that’s where babies really come from. Don’t believe all this pelican and fertilization rumors. Internet butt-babies and real and will soon be taking over working at your local McDonald’s. The future is now fuckers. What does this have to do with anything? I DON’T KNOW!





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