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Metal, tits and the most destructive grind machine known to man

So far, Friday has consisted of sleeping on the couch, drinking a beer in the shower and watching old metal videos. Best friday ever. Let’s slip into this sexy little post with some 1349, check in on our favorite newscaster … Continue reading

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face the internet !

Ahhh the internet. Like a difficult test, that looming stack of bills or your high school reunion, sometimes you just need to overcome your fears and look them directly in the face. Exactly like the internet. It contains your base … Continue reading

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Suck our Halloweenis !

“Every night to me is Halloween! Like an ancient scene! You know just what I mean!” Hooooly shit do we ever King! It’s motherfucking Halloween! We barely survived the Coolidge Halloween Marathon & Hurricane Sandy but now that we’re out … Continue reading

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