Category Archives: thewhorechurch

Suck our Halloweenis !

“Every night to me is Halloween! Like an ancient scene! You know just what I mean!” Hooooly shit do we ever King! It’s motherfucking Halloween! We barely survived the Coolidge Halloween Marathon & Hurricane Sandy but now that we’re out … Continue reading

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People you don’t know

We don’t know who you people are. We’ve been told not to talk to you. Not to help you find your lost puppy or not to let you take us to the emergency room because mom got hurt. I guess … Continue reading

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a million left feet and palms greasier than shit

Call me a fucking asshole (that is a completely natural and appropriate reaction) but human tragedy is my bread and butter. This could stem from some deep, oily self loathing but when someone trips & falls or crashes their car … Continue reading

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