Category Archives: monsters

Suck our Halloweenis !

“Every night to me is Halloween! Like an ancient scene! You know just what I mean!” Hooooly shit do we ever King! It’s motherfucking Halloween! We barely survived the Coolidge Halloween Marathon & Hurricane Sandy but now that we’re out … Continue reading

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A day of reflection

Nah just kidding, it’s a bunch of cocks and guns like every other day. What the fuck did you think was gonna be here, some eagles and shit? No way, get out of here loser..and take your eagles with you. … Continue reading

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Buff Jesus & The Wheeled Warriors

Here’s a hot platter of most things whore church. Babes, jams, cartoons. Deal with it whimp! Buff Jesus, forgive us our juvenile sins of thinking this was a good show when I was 5. But giant monster trucks with saws … Continue reading

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