Category Archives: Misc

Get ready for FREEDOM!

Folks, tommorow is the 4th of July. In case you forgot how to party or somethin’ stupid like that, we gave you a shorthand list to help you get the MOST out of your day of freedom. You’re gonna need … Continue reading

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a million left feet and palms greasier than shit

Call me a fucking asshole (that is a completely natural and appropriate reaction) but human tragedy is my bread and butter. This could stem from some deep, oily self loathing but when someone trips & falls or crashes their car … Continue reading

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Sensual Caturday

It was a dark and whore y afternoon my friends and the cat’s were all on the internets gettin’ freaky deaky with one another. You sat in the corner and fapped in quiet solitude. What else were you going to … Continue reading

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